Jim Ward: Jim Ward aka James K. Ward, aka James Kevin Ward, aka Voice Guy extraordinaire, later promoted to Voice Monkey, and later still to Voice Deity, has since been demoted to Voice Homunculus. He has ambitions to once more rise to human status, at which point he will aim for greatness, undershoot drastically, and learn to settle for minimal competency. Despite his manifest shortcomings, his girlfriend loves him, his cats tolerate him, and his writing partner endures him.
Scott Peterson (no, not that one): Scott L. Peterson is a registered Cayuga Indian and Jim Ward’s spare brain. His main function is production duties, collaboration on the writing, and to hinder Jim’s tendency towards hegemony and triumphalism. When not recording and mixing, in his spare time he makes fry bread and tries to get it to rain. He sees his role in Jim’s website as basically obstructionist. How much manifest destiny can an autochthone take?
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Au contraire, mon ami aborigine! I have no interest in hegemony, triumphalism, or conquest, but be clear, you’re not getting the continent back. I’m still using it. |
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Sleep with one eye open, paleface. |
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Have some blankets, cochise. And thanks for the corn. |
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It's called maize, asshole. |

Gogue possesses the transcendant artistic sensibility of Miguel Cervantes, the stunning good looks of Antonio Banderas, the smoldering sensual menace of Javier Bardem, and the sultry femininity and doe eyes of Penelope Cruz. Actually, we don’t know any of that. We never met the dude, but he did a banging job of drawing our caricatures. go to his site here, and dig. Someday we hope to slurp sangria and power down some tapas with him.
Lisa Coburn: Our webmistress of the dark, has held our hands through the thickets of web design, laughed at our jokes, and fed us two candied nuts, candied nuts. Go see her other work here.
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